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The Schit Kickers

Tee to Green 2023

Your Season Wrapped

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The Numbers

5

Wins

9

Losses

1

Ties

55.0

Season Pts

5-9-1 overall record

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Highlight Reel

💥 Biggest Win

4.0-0.0

vs Dead Putters Society

Round 3

😰 Nail Biter

3.0-3.0

vs Grip n Sip (T)

💔 We Don't Talk About...

0.0-6.0

vs Red Hot Chili Dippers

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Superlatives

🌟 MVP

KEVIN HANDLAN

5-3 (50.0%)

🏋️ Iron Man

KEVIN HANDLAN

10 matches played

💰 Points Leader

KEVIN HANDLAN

5.5 points

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The Squad

KEVIN HANDLAN

HCP 0.1

5-3-2

50.0%

MIKE LOWE

HCP 8.2

4-5

44.4%

RON WELDON

HCP 14.8

4-2-3

44.4%

DENNIS VOGEL

HCP 20.9

3-1-3

42.9%

JOHN BANTA

HCP 6.6

3-3

50.0%

LARRY WATERS

HCP 6.2

2-3-3

25.0%

FRANK MARTIN

HCP 12.8

2-2-3

28.6%

SHAWN SIMPKINS

HCP 10.9

1-3-2

16.7%

BRAD HANDLEY

HCP 7.1

0-1

0.0%

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Team Report Card

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KEVIN HANDLAN (5-3-2)

KEVIN (5-3-2) - The definition of a coin flip.

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MIKE LOWE (4-5)

MIKE finished 4-5. Every team needs someone to make others feel better.

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RON WELDON (4-2-3)

4-2-3 for RON. Building character out there.

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DENNIS VOGEL (3-1-3)

DENNIS (3-1-3) - It is not about the wins, it is about the friends we made along the way.

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JOHN BANTA (3-3)

3-3 for JOHN. Vegas odds makers love this person.

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LARRY WATERS (2-3-3)

LARRY went 2-3-3... We are all praying for a W next year!

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FRANK MARTIN (2-2-3)

2-2-3 for FRANK. Golf is hard. Very, very hard apparently.

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SHAWN SIMPKINS (1-3-2)

1-3-2 for SHAWN. The only way is up!

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BRAD HANDLEY (0-1)

BRAD finished 0-1. Participation trophy incoming.

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Weather Report

🥵 Hot Days (85°F+)

0-2

⛳ Perfect Conditions

2-3

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And It All Fell Apart

The one we'd rather forget...

LARRY WATERS

UP 3 → AS

vs BRIAN WIETHARN

Round 9

Was UP 3 and blew the lead to halve AS

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Fun Facts

⛳ 15 matches played this season

🕳️ ~810 holes played across the team

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See You in 2024!

Thanks for an amazing season, The Schit Kickers!

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